You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me
all the retail stores right now
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
i love bjs in the morning
half baked? blowjobs AND weeds? disgusting