Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
What if they fall asleep by accident though?
then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof
We should not just be focusing on Sam Pepper. Please reblog
THIS IT. THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP. PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE. ALLOW THE SMALL YELL. SO GRAND.
SMALL BABY BIRD
me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
- IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
- U DON’T TELL THEM